Exhibitions

Exhibition Building a stark concrete square.

Inside all the different competitions...twenty ways to serve rhubarb...Brussels sprout ice cream...okra cake...garlic pie...most of the entries look stale and nibbled upon by mice. Other non-eatable entries adorn the outer walls...quilts, paintings and photographs...one category of painting is "about dad"...dad watching football...dad drinking beer...dad riding his lawn tractor...dad's after shave collection...dad's hats and boots...dad's guns...cute pictures of pets...quilts where each square tells of where the family went last summer...Rock City...The Big Doughnut Hole...Clearcut Nat'l Monument.

In the center are four booths in each of the four directions, separated by removable walls. As I circumambulate the center each scene presents itself...

Barker selling spot remover for rugs...bottles of stains arranged in a colorful row...an elderly couple is taunting him, the old man laughing merrily at claims and prices...

Abortion extremists, pictures of fetuses line the cubby. A group of young males are watching a third term abortion video. They have the slack-jawed hollow-eyed expectancy of a crowd at a porno movie...

John Birch Society, haven't heard about this group since high school, wonder what they're into now? Couple of thin lipped fellows w/ bad haircuts wearing cheap staypress pants and blue polyester plaid shirts. Three or four poorly printed pamphlets...

Taxidermy outfit, the tiny space filled, piled, overrun by all manner of stuffed creature... elk, deer, bear, antelope, skunk, beaver, ferret, coyote, rabbits, weasels, wolverine, porcupine, eagle, hawk, raven, wolves, cougar, buffalo...whole bodies plus various parts, heads, hooves, ears and butts, butts of female deer a big seller this year, grab your pad and pencil Doctor...and try to figure that one out...some ultimate connection to the true meaning of hunting...

Amid the unnatural stillness of this "Peaceable Kingdom" and somehow fitting into the clutter are three people. I flinch back when one of them moves...alive...I want to ask them if they have any Jews, a bar of soap or maybe a lamp, but they might not like the implications of my connection, hunting being an ideology like all other American pastimes. I might end up in the lobby of a bank stuffed inside an elk...looking forever out from behind the round brown glass eyes...

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County Fair